a note on fit: these run a little snug. if you're between sizes, size up.

corporate wildlife.

Garment-dyed Comfort Colors, made to order in the USA.

$34.95 USD

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Color: Graphite

night's resistance

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

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Wrong size on your first order? Free size swap
30 days to make it right

please do not feed the overachiever. observed in its natural habitat, arms full of binders, powered entirely by energy drinks and the need to reply-all. keep a respectful distance. for everyone who works alongside the wildlife and lives to tell about it.

printed soft on a relaxed unisex tee. size up for that easy oversized look.

How does it fit?

Relaxed and a little oversized, true to size. Between sizes, size up.

Still not sure? Email hello@soft-rebellion.co with the size you usually wear and how you like a tee to sit on you, and a real person will tell you which to order. Usually the same day.

Size Chart

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve
S	18.3"	26.6"	16.3"
M	20.3"	28.0"	17.8"
L	22.0"	29.4"	19.0"
XL	24.0"	30.8"	20.5"
2XL	26.0"	31.6"	21.8"
3XL	27.8"	32.5"	23.3"

T-shirt measurement diagram showing width and length

All measurements in inches, taken with the tee laid flat. Our fit runs relaxed and slightly oversized, so size up if you want it roomier.

Width is the half-chest, underarm to underarm. Double it for full chest. Sleeve runs from the shoulder seam to the cuff.

Centimeters

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve
S	46.4	67.6	41.3
M	51.4	71.1	45.1
L	55.9	74.6	48.3
XL	61.0	78.1	52.1
2XL	66.0	80.3	55.3
3XL	70.5	82.6	59.1

Showing S to 3XL. Still unsure on size? Email hello@soft-rebellion.co and a real person will help.

When will it ship?

Made to order and on its way in about 7 business days, then 2 to 5 days to arrive.

Washing Instructions

A good shirt does not ask for much. A little patience keeps this one soft for a long time.

Washing Cold water only. There is no rush here, and your shirt has nothing to prove.

Turn it inside out first, so the design you plan to live in stays protected.

Use a gentle detergent. This garment-dyed cotton is already calm. Keep it that way.

The first wash may let go of a little color, so give it space from your lighter things that first time.

Drying Instructions:

1. Air dry when you can: It is slower, and slow is rather the point.

2. If you reach for the dryer, keep it on low or delicate.

3. Take it out while it is just dry. Less heat, fewer wrinkles, no fuss.

A few quiet rules

Skip bleach and harsh detergents.

They fade the color you fell for. Skip fabric softener too. The texture is better left alone.

If your tee carries a print, do not iron straight over it. Turn it inside out, or lay a cloth between the iron and the design.

- Soft Rebellion

Shipping & Returns

Worth the short wait.

Free shipping on orders over $50. Each tee is made to order, so it takes about 7 business days before it ships, then another 2 to 5 days to reach you.

You will get tracking the moment it leaves us, and for now we ship within the US.

If you order more than one piece, they may travel separately and arrive on different days. You will get tracking for each one.

If something arrives wrong, you have 30 days. We will sort it out and make it right.

First order, if the size is off: we will send the right one, on us. You cannot try it on before you order. Email us within 30 days and we will send the same design in the size you need. No return needed, no cost to you. One swap per customer.

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Cast for the Real World

Soft Rebellion is for everyone, no matter your age, size, or shape. The models on this site are AI-generated, and we cast them deliberately: every body here is a body we actually make this shirt for, S through 3XL. Softness is not surrender, it is strength, and it does not belong to one kind of person.

Softness Is Resistance

Soft Rebellion is for the quietly exhausted, the ones opting out of the hustle, not with a fight but with a slow exhale. These shirts are not loud. Neither are you. That is the point.