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candy is my social event.

candy is my social event.

Garment-dyed Comfort Colors, made to order in the USA, and you are among the first.

$34.95 USD
$34.95 USD
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Color: Graphite
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  • Garment-Dyed Comfort Colors 1717
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this is the whole party. right here in the bowl.

you are not going out. you are handing out candy at the door, and that is exactly the amount of socializing you signed up for tonight. short visits, cute costumes, no small talk, everyone leaves happy. the perfect event: it comes to you, it says thank you, and then it goes home.

candy is my social event is for the homebodies who love halloween for the doorbell, not the party. wear it and keep the bowl close.

How does it fit?

Relaxed and a little oversized, true to size. Between sizes, size up.

Size Chart

Size Chart

Size Width Length Sleeve
S 18.3" 26.6" 16.3"
M 20.3" 28.0" 17.8"
L 22.0" 29.4" 19.0"
XL 24.0" 30.8" 20.5"
2XL 26.0" 31.6" 21.8"
3XL 27.8" 32.5" 23.3"
T-shirt measurement diagram showing width and length

All measurements in inches, taken with the tee laid flat. Our fit runs relaxed and slightly oversized, so size up if you want it roomier.

Width is the half-chest, underarm to underarm. Double it for full chest. Sleeve runs from the shoulder seam to the cuff.

Centimeters

Size Width Length Sleeve
S 46.4 67.6 41.3
M 51.4 71.1 45.1
L 55.9 74.6 48.3
XL 61.0 78.1 52.1
2XL 66.0 80.3 55.3
3XL 70.5 82.6 59.1

Showing S to 3XL. Still unsure on size? Email hello@soft-rebellion.co and a real person will help.

When will it ship?

Made to order and on its way in about 7 business days, then 2 to 5 days to arrive.

Washing Instructions

A good shirt does not ask for much. A little patience keeps this one soft for a long time.

  • Washing Cold water only. There is no rush here, and your shirt has nothing to prove.

  • Turn it inside out first, so the design you plan to live in stays protected.

  • Use a gentle detergent. This garment-dyed cotton is already calm. Keep it that way.

  • The first wash may let go of a little color, so give it space from your lighter things that first time.

Drying Instructions:

1. Air dry when you can: It is slower, and slow is rather the point.

2. If you reach for the dryer, keep it on low or delicate.

3. Take it out while it is just dry. Less heat, fewer wrinkles, no fuss.

A few quiet rules

  • Skip bleach and harsh detergents.

  • They fade the color you fell for. Skip fabric softener too. The texture is better left alone.

  • If your tee carries a print, do not iron straight over it. Turn it inside out, or lay a cloth between the iron and the design.

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Shipping & Returns

Worth the short wait.

Free shipping on orders over $50. Each tee is made to order, so it takes about 7 business days before it ships, then another 2 to 5 days to reach you.

You will get tracking the moment it leaves us, and for now we ship within the US.

If something arrives wrong, or you simply change your mind, you have 30 days. We will sort it out and make it right.

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Cast for the Real World

Soft Rebellion is for everyone, no matter your age, size, sex, or race. The people in our world are real people, because softness is not surrender, it is strength. It is our privilege to represent you in the softest way possible.

Softness Is Resistance

Soft Rebellion is for the quietly exhausted, the ones opting out of the hustle, not with a fight but with a slow exhale. These shirts are not loud. Neither are you. That is the point.

Support, Quietly Handled

No bots, no hold music, no upsells. Just a real person who will sort it out, usually the same day. hello@soft-rebellion.co

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